Had lunch at my favorite Chinese restaurant, and this was in my fortune cookie:
Optimistic me tends to be elated, because everything will now come my way.
Paranoid me feels that this is a warning to duck, because EVERYTHING will now come my way...
Would you like a conundrum with your hunan chicken today? An enigma with your eggroll? Why yes, I think I would!
(And no, I don't believe in fortune cookies. But if those numbers hit the MegaMillions next time, I may reconsider.)